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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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