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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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