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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Akiva Lane
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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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