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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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