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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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