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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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