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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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