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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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