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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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