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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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