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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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