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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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