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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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