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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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