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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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