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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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