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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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