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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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