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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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