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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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