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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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