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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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