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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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