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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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