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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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