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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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