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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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