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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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