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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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