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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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