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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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