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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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