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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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