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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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