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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Shane Ronay
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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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