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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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