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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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