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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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