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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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