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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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