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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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