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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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