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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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