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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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