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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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