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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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