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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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