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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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