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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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