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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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