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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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