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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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