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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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