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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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