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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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