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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What's the name of the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do you call someone who only believes 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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