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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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