Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

2014

What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

86

What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

427

Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

243

How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

355

Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

516

What does Sue do all day?

Sue

1482

What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

1334

What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

1318

What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

1169

What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

332

Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

1348