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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared to mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the orthopedic surgeon's convention?

Please...humerus.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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