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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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