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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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