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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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