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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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