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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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