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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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