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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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