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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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