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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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