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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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