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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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