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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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