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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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