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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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