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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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