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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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