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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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