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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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