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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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