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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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