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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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