Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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