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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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