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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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