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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Akiva Lane
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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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