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Akiva Lane
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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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