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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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