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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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