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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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