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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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