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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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