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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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