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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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