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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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