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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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