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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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