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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How do horses get along with others?

They have stable relationships.

1895
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

1898
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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