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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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