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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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