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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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