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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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