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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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