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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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