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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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