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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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A dessert island.

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