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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student orange 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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