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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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A paradigm.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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