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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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