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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's luna sea.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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