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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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