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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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